I don’t understand why tampon ads always show girls on their period like dancing and wearing white skirts and making out with someone and stuff.
Surely a more effective advertising campaign would be a bunch of girls in various states of misery
Like, curled…
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1. nicholas
2. give ‘em hell, nick
3. to the declaration of independence
4. you know what they do to nicholas cage in prison
5. i’m nicholas cage (i promise)
6. the ghost of nicholas
7. nicholas cage is gonna steal the declaration of independence
8. internick
9. thankyou for the declaration of independence
10. hang nick high
11. its not a fashion statement, it’s the fucking declaration of independence
12. declaration of independence drive
13. nicholas cage never told you what he steals for a living
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I feel so embarrassed and I can’t explain it.
“if women are so smart, why hasn’t there been a woman president?”
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What the hell kind of ad is this
teacher of the DARK ARTS
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this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
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I don’t know why? But I know this means you and Matt will babysit my future children for free. :)People look at you like you’re some terrible person if you say you don’t want to have children.
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